Sunday, May 6, 2012

Random Movie Quote Sundays



Mona Lisa Vito:  Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?

Vinny Gambini:  I don't know. I suppose. I mean, I'm a man's man, I could go deer hunting.

Mona Lisa Vito:  A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deer.

Vinny Gambini:  Hey Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know. I mean, the guy will lose respect for me, would you rather have that?

[Lisa gets up, walks over to the bathroom and shuts the door]

Vinny Gambini:  What about these pants I got on, you think they're O.K.?

[Looks down]

Vinny Gambini:  Oh!

Mona Lisa Vito:  [comes out of the bathroom]  Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?

-Vinny Gambini and Mona Lisa Vito, My Cousin Vinny




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